Bagels

Like the social butterfly of bagels—has a little bit of everything and somehow gets along with everyone.

Delicious, crunchy, and guaranteed to leave you smiling—and failing drug tests since forever.

Smells like it just got back from a spa retreat in Tuscany.

The sweet old soul of the bagel world—basically a hug disguised as breakfast.

The blank canvas of breakfast—no drama, no frills, just dough doing its job.

Like a donut with a gym membership and a sprinkling of seeds for flair.

Like a donut who went to private school, but still knows how to party.

The spicy rebel of the bagel world—comes in hot, brings the cheese, and doesn’t care if you cry a little.

The loud cheese friend who shows up crispy, golden, and ready to steal the spotlight at brunch.

Like a muffin tried to go to college and ended up in a bagel frat instead.

Basically a pizza in disguise—no delivery guy needed, just pure flavor with a side of, “did someone say pepperoni?” vibes.

Basically a party where cheese showed up wearing its Sunday best—sharp, bold and ready to mingle.

The breath freshener’s worst enemy and vampire’s ultimate nightmare—all the flavor, zero sunlight.

The tearjerker that tastes so good, you’ll gladly cry over it every time.

When your sweet tooth and your carb cravings sign a peace treaty.